| You've just won the Super Bowl and signed a lucrative five-year, $35 million contract. Women want you. Men want to BE you. You're more athletic than 98 percent of the population and you terrorize opponents who spend weeks drawing up a gameplan to stop you.
So naturally, what do you do next? Pull on some sweatpants, pack heat and hit the club! The safety on your handgun? Honestly, who really needs a safety. We're dancin' and drinkin' baby! Um...uh oh. The drawstring on your sweats just doesn't get the job done holding up a gun and you shoot yourself in the leg. Kiss your contract buh bye. Endorsement deals are tough to come by when you're playing in the NY State Penal League.
You are...PLAXI-CUT
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